Punch Lines of Banks:
World's Local Bank-HSBC
We Understand ur World-HDFC
Pure Banking Nothing else-SBI
Aao Soche Bada-IDBI
Hum Hai na-ICICI
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
funny student
Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand?
Student: Because my teacher said, `Formulas must be on your finger tips`.
Student: Because my teacher said, `Formulas must be on your finger tips`.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
The Last Chicken | |
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!" The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!" The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!" |
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Excellent positive statement
Excellent positive statement-
"I'm not totally useless,
I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"
Dats attitude!
"I'm not totally useless,
I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"
Dats attitude!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
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