Friday, October 21, 2011

Funny cartoons about Facebook


cartoon images


status for fb

...Is missing home..._̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡....sweet home...:(

Funny cartoons about Facebook


quotes about facebook

This is my guy cousin's face book status:
"I am on the toilet,.....I feel like I am going to have a baby"

I don't know why he thought the whole world should be informed of that. :P

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Romance Mathematics sms

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Santa Banta funny jok sms

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

funny SMS

 A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

funny american




funny american army photos




India's Oscar dream needs Rs 2 crore

In the national award winning film Adaminte Makan Abu, protagonist Salim Kumar struggles to collect money for Haj pilgrimage.
Now the film’s director, Salim Ahmed, is playing a somewhat similar role in real life to promote his film at the Oscars.
Ahmed told Deccan Chronicle from Bangalore that he would require at least Rs 2 crore for promoting the film ahead of Oscars. “We have already started preparations. Prints will reach US on October 4. We wish to arrange at least six screenings for the Academy members,’’ the director.
Ahmed would go to the US by the middle of the month to showcase the film. He said the Film Federation of India (FFI) had already requested the Union Minster of Information and Broadcasting, Ms Ambika Soni, for financial help for Indian entries at the prestigious Oscars.
Back home there’s been no indication yet of the State Government extending any financial assistance.
The Cultural Affairs Minister, K B Ganesh Kumar, had expressed the Kerala Government’s constraints in supporting the film’s promotional campaign at the Oscars.
“I have not approached anyone so far. But we need the support of one and all to market the film particularly in November and December. Nominations for each category are expected to be announced in January 2012,'' Ahmed said.
It’s ironic that a film produced at a cost of Rs 1.10 crore will require more than double that for promotional events.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, which hosts the Oscars, recently announced guidelines to ensure a level playing field for the next year’s award.
Ahmed hopes new guidelines might provide relief at least to the low budget filmmakers like him.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

funny toilet


funny pics from indian cricket team













quots of the days

Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know.  Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know.  Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about.  Amen.  

Quotes of the day

May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.

quots of the days

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.